#it’s hilarious

[thebookworm0001]

Half of Lucanis’ banter is him being appalled that his new coworkers do their work for free and setting them up with a guy he knows to get them on some kind of payroll

[inabstentia]

how some of you have been writing the spite x rook x lucanis fanfics

[frownyalfred]

okay but I actually do really wanna read about a situation where Bruce calls Aquaman in to the Cave to interrogate a fish from Gotham Harbor who was a possible witness in one of his investigations.

Arthur rocks up, squints at the fish, and then says “You know I can’t talk to fish, right? I just made that shit up when Barry asked me.”

Bruce:

Arthur:

Bruce:

Arthur: “Okay you got me, I’m just fucking with you, man. He said he saw your perp going north in a speedboat, twin engines, didn’t stop for a while.”

Bruce:

Arthur: “And also he likes your filtration system a lot.”

[dumbledorathexplora]

Yeee boi

[phoenixkaptain]

I love the relationship between Ra’s and Tim in the Red Robin run because it reads fundamentally as an unrequited crush. Between an old man who is so rich he will never spend all his wealth, a man who is considered to be charming in the same way a snake is, a man who is more powerful than the majority of other villains just on the strength of his legacy alone.

And.

A seventeen-year-old boy who has not slept in three days since the last time someone drugged him, has not showered in three weeks unless you count being thrown into a river, has not cleaned his room since he was three and his parents still payed attention to him.

And when I tell you which one has the crush on the other, that’s it, that’s the ultimate punchline, DC may never reach these peaks of comedy ever again.

[ello-its-slimegoat]

The whole situation is so funny. Had to doodle it!

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The aftermath…

[azrael-the-lucifan]

Since Tolkien never said how old Legolas is I choose to believe he is the baby of the elves. I know the movies gave him an age but I like to pretend Legolas is like, barely an adult, like, 200 years old, max. Everything is just much funnier that way. All his dumb facial expressions, his classic lines such as “this forest is old, very old”, and his super competitive personality. Just imagine the Fellowship being like “ah yes, Legolas, so old and wise, he must be ancient” then we got like Aragorn and Gandalf laughing in the background because they know Legolas is the Elven middle earth equivalent of a 20 year old frat boy.

[haleyusesherwords]

Grian, the Taskmaster, the Creator of the series, walking into a room full of giggling fools crammed into a dirt mound stacked on top of each other by pretending trap doors are bunk beds:………..did I…….make them do this? I think…….i would have remembered asking them to do this…….

[fistfuloflightning]

[gaslightgirlsummer]

extremely funny to me personally that bezz went from saying marc’s riding style is dirty to calling him maestro and saying he’s learning from him. what goes on in that curly head of yours boy

[lockoutkey]

love seeing all the trafficblr blogs freak out. it’s like i’m watching dogs barking at a wall. nothing has happened and there’s not even a confirmation but everyone knows. it’s like giving a sleep deprived person fifteen shots of espresso all at once. it’s a restart zombie apocalypse but all the zombies are gay and autistic.

[eddiebuckley-diaz]

Buck: “this is my first date with a dude, but I’m not weirded out. I’m an ally!”

Tommy:

[blandices]

Currently watching House MD, s2 e3

At the end Wilson and House are talking about Cuddy (relationship between House and Cuddy starts getting hinted in this ep) and then we’re looking at Wilson and House from outside the window’s office, rain dripping and a song that says “we might kiss” starts playing as Wilson stares at House and House looks away

I am dying of laughter this is HILARIOUS, they’re hinting CuddyxHouse the whole episode but just couldn’t help but put a love song during a House and Wilson scene at the end

And this is s2, the tension between Wilson and House haven’t even reached a quarter of what it’s going to be

Time stamp if anyone wants to check this out (when the love song starts) : 41min 26s

[patolemus]

Teen wolf rewrite but the only change is that Stiles uses a backwards cap every single day and as a result he is deemed the hottest student in Beacon Hills High School

[applesfrombanora]

You know what I love about the resident evil protags?

Villain: *talks*

Chris and Leon: *make a point to engage in banter or just talk and stall*

VS.

Villain: *breathes*

Jill and Ethan: kys

[worstloki]

Mu Qing ascending is objectively so funny considering Feng Xin and Xie Lian also do. Out of the people in your kingdom who accomplished immortality there’s this guy who used to be your servant but is now on equal rank to you and he‘s super rude now and also thinks you hate him because he remembers when you were 18 and lacked socioeconomic-interpersonal awareness